Saturday, June 7, 2008

Fun on the Web June 7 '08 Funnies

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to
see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

Why is carrot more orange than an orange?

When two airplanes almost collide why do they
call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!

Do fish get cramps after eating?

Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior
when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his
chest, but always ducked when someone threw a
gun at him?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," what is the
opposite of progress?

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