Thursday, April 30, 2009

Fun on the Web April 30 '09 Plantings & DIY

Gardening season is here and not all of us have extra room for planting so how about this idea? Grow on the side of the house!

Awesome DIY projects and Magazine

Monday, April 27, 2009

Fun on the Web April 27 '09 Free KFC

Today you can try the new KFC Grilled Chicken Free

The website is pretty strange with no instructions . There
is a coupon but it also says no coupon necessary just stop in.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Fun on the Web April 26 '09 An Irish Blonde

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the
casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-
thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby,
Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down
and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally,
one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were

Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Fun on the Web April 23 '09 Neat Desk

Lured onto Twitter I discovered this cool product:

As overwhelmed by paper as I always am this could be a great solution.

They are giving away 10 Neat Desk units
Choose one of two ways to enter the contest:
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10 winners will be selected at random at close of business on Friday, April 24th, 2009. Winners will be contacted on Monday, April 27th, 2009.
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Fun on the Web April 21 '09 Virtual Appology

Hysterical is what some of these entries are, like this one:
To: The Would Be Car Jacker

First off, I would just like to say, I'm sorry for scaring the stuff out of you. It must be hell to pull a knife on some kid in a jeep only to have him almost break your hip with the door. When you screamed like a little girl, I almost felt bad for pulling my gun on you as you lay there sobbing on the ground. Your incoherent garbled speech was probably due to the adrenaline going through your system but when I saw you wet yourself, I lost all pity for you.

I'm sorry I took your shoes and knife and phone. I know it must have been hard walking through the puddles with nothing but holy socks and faded jeans, much less being unable to even call for a ride. The knife I threw into a dumpster nearby, but I think sanitation comes by on Tuesday mornings so you've probably lost it. The phone I used to call the cops and then I chunked it into a nearby sewer drain, figuring you didn't need it. Your shoes made a homeless guy under the bridge very happy though so that should give you some peace of mind.

I'd like to pay for the detergent you had to buy to clean up your stuff in your pants. I could smell it as I made you walk out onto the sidewalk by the parking lot and quite frankly dude, I don't blame you. I'd do that too if someone stuck a barrel like that against my forehead ... of course, I wouldn't deserve it as I actually work for a living but hey ... that's just the details right? So, in order to be fair, I left some money under the dumpster by the parking lot and if its still there, you can have it. I really am sorry your car jacking went awry but really ... you should learn not to bring a knife to a gun fight.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Friday, April 17, 2009

Fun on the Web April 17 '09 Quote

"Human history becomes more and more a race between
education and catastrophe." ~~ H. G. Wells

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Fun on the Web April 16 '09 Thoughts

In memoriam
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry Laprise, the man who wrote "the hokey pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

I love cooking with wine
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

When you work here, you can name your own salary.
I named mine, "Fred".

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Fun on the Web April 14 '09 Quote

“The early bird catches the worm, and the second mouse always gets the cheese, but the wise mouse knows where the refrigerator is!”

Monday, April 13, 2009

Fun on the Web April 13 '09 Thoughts

Reality is only an illusion
That occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

I like cats too.
Let's exchange recipes.

Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

I am having an out-of-money experience.

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 interstate. Please be careful!"

"It’s not just one car," said Herman. "It’s hundreds of them!"

Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Fun on the Web April 11 '09 Thoughts

I am a nobody.
Nobody is perfect.
Therefore I am perfect.

Five million people,
Fifteen last names.

I'm not your type.
I'm not inflatable.

Dyslexics have more nuf.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Fun on the Web April 10 '09 Thoughts

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Welcome to Utah
Set your watch back 20 years.

In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Fun on the Web April 7 '09 Thoughts

Heaven is where:
The police are British,
The chefs are Italian,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are French
And it's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where:
The police are German,
The chefs are British,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss
And it's all organized by the Italians.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Fun on the Web April 6 '09 Thoughts

* Whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly.

* I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

* Follow your dreams!
Except that one where you're naked in church.

* Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Fun on the Web April 3 '09 Learn Photography

Wow this sounds awesome for the beginner photographer!
They offer "inexpensive half day to full day photographic outings".

They offer "advice and help on composition or exposure, technique or equipment."

"Hands-on demos are also featured throughout your day. "

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Fun on the Web April 1 '09 Who's On First -- 2009

Who's On First -- 2009

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers (?!?) to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on...

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this:


ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Yes. I'm setting up an office in my den & I'm thinking about buying a computer.


COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.


COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?


COSTELLO: For my office?


COSTELLO : OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?


COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers

ABBOTT: What about financial bookkeeping?

COSTELLO: You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?


(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on "START".............