Friday, June 6, 2008

Fun on the Web June 6 '08 Funnies

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed
to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do you press harder on the remote-control
when you know the battery is dead?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians
throw hamburgers?

Why are they called buildings when they are
already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all
stuck together?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds
fee" on money they already know you don't have?

If you got into a taxi and the driver started
driving backward, would the taxi driver end
up owing you money?

What would a chair look like if your knees bent
the other way?

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