When someone asks you, "A penny for your
thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what
happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called
a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
It's just stale bread to begin with.
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? "I am." is
reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
language. Could it be that "I Do." is the longest
sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners
depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't
people from Holland called "Holes?"
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide,
is that considered a hostage situation?
Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if
sponges didn't live there.
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me
how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."
So what is the speed of dark?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour
before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
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