Fun on the Web June 18 '08 Joke

The Hair Cut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber
replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week.'

The florist was pleased and left the shop. When
the barber goes to open his shop the next morning
there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting
for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries
to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept
money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'

The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning
when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you'
card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut,
and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies,
'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community
service this week.'

The professor is very happy and leaves the shop. The
next morning when the barber opens his shop, there
is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such
as "How To Improve Your Business and Becoming
More Successful".

Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when
he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot
accept money from you. I'm doing community service
this week.'

The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up,
there are a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for
a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the
fundamental difference between the citizens of our
country and the members of our Congress.

Vote carefully this year.