Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Fun on the Web Nov 30, 2010 Reuse Old Greeting Cards

Some great ideas for reusing old cards
http://www.wikihow.com/Put-Old-Greeting-Cards-to-Use

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"Warner Brothers announced that it wants to remake 'The
Wizard of Oz.' This version is going to be totally updated
for 2010. For instance, each of the flying monkeys has to
be patted down and go through a body scanner before they
can take off." -Jimmy Fallon

Monday, November 29, 2010

Fun on the Web Nov 29, 2010 Plan Your Garden

Now is the time to start planning a garden for the spring. You have plenty of time to order catalogs to get those heirloom tomato seeds, sets, and starter plants. Besides what better way to warm up than to think about spring?

They suggest "In the North, try this trick we learned from one of our gardeners. Surround your cool weather vegetable beds with hay bales. Find some old windows at yard sales. Place the windows over the hay bales to create a roof for your garden. The hay will insulate your garden, and the windows let sun reach your soil and plants. Even with snow piled around your beds, your vegetables will stay warm enough to thrive all winter!"

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Fun on the Web Nov 30, 2010 Save Time Tips

Helpful Tips to save time

Some neat Lists to download and have on hand

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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"

The agent replies, "Just a minute..."

"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.

Fun on the Web Nov 28, 2010 Celeb Auctions

Have you ever wondered where you could buy those designer clothes worn by celebrities
http://www.hollywoodsellout.com/

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Fun on the Web Nov 27, 2010 Blues in Chicago

Thinking this might be an awesome diversion and the music streaming on the website didn't hurt my feelings either.
http://www.chicagobluestour.com/index.html

Friday, November 26, 2010

Fun on the Web Nov. 26, '10 Black Friday

Well its finally arrived! The biggest shopping day of the year. I'm staying inside where its warm. It was 7 when I woke up today!

Stay warm, stay safe, shop smart, the internet is open 24 hours a day.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Snow

We got snow! Not as bad as we could have but its here.

Fun on the Web Nov. 14, '10 Best Guitarists

First we had the Top 50 Guitarists of All Time List by Gibson with a slightly different list selected by readers
http://www.gibson.com/en-us/Lifestyle/Features/gibson-reveals-0528/

and now we have the Top 50 Acoustic Guitarists of All Time List by Gibson but check out the readers list too (just scroll on down the page)
http://www.gibson.com/en-us/Lifestyle/Features/top-50-complete-1029/

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Questions and Thoughts to Ponder

1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "oneslice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right." when, it isn't all right?

11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?

15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Fun on the Web Nov. 13, '10 Best TV of All Time

100 Best TV Shows of All Time
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/completelist/0,29569,1651341,00.html

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"To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the moon landing President Bush met with Neil Armstrong. There was one odd moment when President Bush said, 'I hear you're doing well in that Tour de France.'" --Conan O'Brien

Friday, November 12, 2010

Fun on the Web Nov. 12, '10 Best Inventions of 2010

50 Best Inventions of 2010
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/0,28757,2029497,00.html

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As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks.

Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house right down the block.

All twelve of us raced out of the back yard, down the street, where we found the owners of the blazing house standing by helplessly.

They glared at us with looks of disgust.

Suddenly, we realized why.........we were all still holding our roasting forks with marshmallows on them...

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Fun on the Web Nov. 10, '10 Fired for Facebook Post

Well it may not stand up but that's how it started
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/09/business/09facebook.html

Monday, November 8, 2010

Fun on the Web Nov 8, 2010 Planet Christmas

"After more than 20 years of setting the display up outside . . . the 200,000-bulb computerized light show by Chuck Smith — an elaborate collection of illuminated elves, light-up evergreens and snowflakes that appear to dance and twinkle — is happy to be back on the job and in The Factory at Franklin for the first time. . ."

The site includes forums, blogs, chat and links to share with other enthusiasts all your know how (or whatever part you are willing to share.)
http://www.planetchristmas.com/index.htm

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Fun on the Web Nov. 4, '10 News Thru Time & Space

A new way to look at the news - explore throuh time and space
http://timespace.washingtonpost.com/project/top-news/

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Laws of Life:

* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to
pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as
an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.

* Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important
you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or
absence is noticed.

* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to
increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect
on your take-home pay.

* Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything
except what happens.

* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you
always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing some-
thing else.

* Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only
cross-references.

* The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on
the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the
grocery bag.

* Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you
will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet
the boss in the parking lot.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Fun on the Web Nov. 3, '10 Early Autism Therapy

Autism Therapy for Infants
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/02/health/02autism.html

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If the left side of your brain controls the right side of
your body, then only left-handed people are in their right
mind.

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"Satellite TV is now available in cars. I guess cell phones
weren't distracting enough! Now you can actually watch TV
while talking on your phone while driving." --Jay Leno

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Fun on the Web Nov. 2, '10 Eat Healthy Cheap

10 Tips to Eat Healthy on the Cheapside
http://moneyning.com/frugality/10-tips-for-eating-healthy-on-the-cheap/

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Funny of the Day
One day, Hercules, Snow White and the Quazzimodo (Hunchback of Notre Dame) were standing around talking. Hercules spoke up and said, "I bet I am the strongest man in the world."

Snow White then looked around and said, "Well I bet that I am the most beautiful person in the world."

Then Quazzimodo looks around and quietly said, "I suppose that I am the ugliest man in the world."

An old man who had been listening in on there conversation said, "There is a psychic on top of that hill up there, why don't you each go in there and ask her yourself?"

The three friends agreed and they hiked to the top of the hill. Hercules went in first and came out a few minutes later and said, "I was right, I am the strongest man in the world."

Snow White went in next. She came out a few minutes later and said, "I was also right, I am the most beautiful person in the world."

Finally it was Quazzimodo's turn. He went in and after a few minutes he came out scratching his head. He looks up at his friends and said:

"Who is Dennis Rodman?"

Monday, November 1, 2010

Fun on the Web Nov 1, '10 GeoTags and Staying Safe

As reported on TMJ4 this am, many SmartPhones are equipped with GeoTag functions which may or may not be activated in your phone.

Many people aren't aware of this function, and don't know that if the GeoTag is "ON" -- taking photos with a SmartPhone and posting them online will also attach the exact GPS location of the photo taken.

The website http://icanstalku.com/how.php was started by a guy who realized that as he was posting photos of his child online, he was ALSO posting his home location.

So -- anyway --- just something to be aware of. If you have a SmartPhone and don't know whether your GeoTag is on or off --- it's something you might want to find out more about (and you might want to mention it to your friends/relatives).