If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what
do you pack it in?
I just got skylights put in my place.
The people who live above me are furious.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped
people at the Special Olympics?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they
taste funny?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an
"s" in it?
Since light travels faster that sound, isn't that why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
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