Sunday, August 3, 2008

Fun on the Web Aug 3 '08 Joke

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?

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