Fun on the Web Aug 25 '08 Funny

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money
if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide
child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked
how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it
discreet, he told her to simply mail him a postcard and write
'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the
child support payments to begin.

One day, about 6 months later, he came home to his confused
wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card
today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife
obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,
and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send
extra sauce."