Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
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