Fun on the Web May 21 '08 Joke

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
**"Hello?'**


**'Hi honey.****This is Daddy.****Is Mommy
near the phone?'**

**'No, Daddy.****She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul.'**

**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,****'But honey, you haven't got an
Uncle Paul.'**

**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with
Mommy,****Right now.'**

Brief Pause.

**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.****
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs****
And knock on the bedroom door and shout to
Mommy****That Daddy's car just pulled into the
driveway.'**
**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

**A few minutes later****The little girl comes back
to the phone.**

**'I did it, Daddy.'**

**'And what happened, honey?' **


'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with
no clothes on and ran around screaming.**


**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
dresser****And now she isn't moving at all!'**

**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**


**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**



**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back
window****And into the swimming pool.****But I
guess he didn't know that you took out the water
last week to clean it.**



**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**

*****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause*****


*****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says,**

**'Swimming pool? ...........**


**Is this 486-5731?'*


**No, I think you have the wrong number......