Sunday, November 20, 2011

Fun on the Web Nov 20, 2011 Quotes

OK first I admit 3 part time jobs are too much. Its my first day off in 13 days so the laundry is done and work will NOT be today again but first some time for Fun on the Web.

If you can’t spot the pigeon in the poker game, it’s very likely that you’re it.


Did you ever meet someone whom you were sure his mama never spanked him enough? I’m for having the mama spank them right now -- publicly.

The truth needs so little rehearsal.

People are unanimous that it is good to be right -- but only not too far right.

Sometimes the wolf in sheep’s clothing isn’t as dangerous as a sheep in sheep’s clothing.

When President Hu left China, he informed the news media that he was going to take a look at America and if he liked what he saw, he mght put a deposit down.

Credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being

When the wine is in, the wit is out.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.



All of these are from http://www.soldiersoftheword.com/4.html
While I don't endorse their message I did find these amusing

Television has changed the American child from an irresistible force into an immoveable object. (Lawrence J Peter. Canadian-born educator. 1919-1990)



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