Monday, May 30, 2011

Fun on the Web May 30, 2011 Memorial Day

I hope you all have some outdoor plans to enjoy the current summer weather.


"Washington, D.C. high schools are being investigated for teachers helping students beat the standardized tests by giving them the answers or changing wrong answers for them. Where were these teachers when I was in high school?" -Jay Leno


The first day at my new health club I asked the girl at the
front desk, "I like to exercise after work. What are your

"Our club is open 24/7," she told me excitedly, "Monday
through Saturday."


"They say that when you have a baby, you lose 700 hours of sleep in the first year, but it's worth it when they're old enough to do the yard work." -Craig Ferguson

My daughter Marina worked in my law office while she attended
graduate school. One morning a call came in for her. I said
she wasn't in yet and offered to take a message. The caller
said she'd phone back later.

At 11:00 a.m., the caller tried again, and I reported that
Marina had gone to lunch.

The last call came in at 3:30 p.m. "I'm sorry," I said,
"she's left for the day. May I take a message?"

"Yes," the caller replied. "How can I get a job with you?"


"Microsoft is bringing back 'Clippy,' the cartoon paperclip
that used to pop up in Word documents. Apparently he's been
hiding in an upscale suburb of Pakistan." -Jimmy Fallon


A co-worker asked if I knew what to do about a computer problem that was preventing her from getting e-mail. After calling the help desk, I told my colleague that e-mail was being delayed to check for a computer virus. "It's a variant of the I Love You virus, only worse," I said.

"What could be worse?" my single co-worker asked wryly. "The Let's Just Be Friends virus?"


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