Fun on the Web May 30, 2011 Memorial Day

I hope you all have some outdoor plans to enjoy the current summer weather.

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"Washington, D.C. high schools are being investigated for teachers helping students beat the standardized tests by giving them the answers or changing wrong answers for them. Where were these teachers when I was in high school?" -Jay Leno

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The first day at my new health club I asked the girl at the
front desk, "I like to exercise after work. What are your
hours?"

"Our club is open 24/7," she told me excitedly, "Monday
through Saturday."

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"They say that when you have a baby, you lose 700 hours of sleep in the first year, but it's worth it when they're old enough to do the yard work." -Craig Ferguson
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My daughter Marina worked in my law office while she attended
graduate school. One morning a call came in for her. I said
she wasn't in yet and offered to take a message. The caller
said she'd phone back later.

At 11:00 a.m., the caller tried again, and I reported that
Marina had gone to lunch.

The last call came in at 3:30 p.m. "I'm sorry," I said,
"she's left for the day. May I take a message?"

"Yes," the caller replied. "How can I get a job with you?"

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"Microsoft is bringing back 'Clippy,' the cartoon paperclip
that used to pop up in Word documents. Apparently he's been
hiding in an upscale suburb of Pakistan." -Jimmy Fallon

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A co-worker asked if I knew what to do about a computer problem that was preventing her from getting e-mail. After calling the help desk, I told my colleague that e-mail was being delayed to check for a computer virus. "It's a variant of the I Love You virus, only worse," I said.

"What could be worse?" my single co-worker asked wryly. "The Let's Just Be Friends virus?"

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