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As a potential juror in an assault-and-battery case, I was
sitting in a courtroom, answering questions from both sides.
The assistant district attorney asked such questions as: Had
I ever been mugged? Did I know the victim or the defendant?
The defense attorney took a different approach, however.
"I see you are a teacher," he said. "What do you teach?"
"English and theater," I responded.
"I guess I better watch my grammar," the defense attorney
quipped.
"No," I shot back. "You better watch your acting."
When the laughter in the courtroom died down, I was excused
from the case.
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