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Laws of Life:
* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to
pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as
an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
* Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important
you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or
absence is noticed.
* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to
increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect
on your take-home pay.
* Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything
except what happens.
* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you
always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing some-
thing else.
* Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only
cross-references.
* The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on
the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the
grocery bag.
* Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you
will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet
the boss in the parking lot.
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