Fun on the Web Sept 2 '08 Black & White

This was written by a black gentleman in Texas and he is
so funny. What a great sense of humor and creativity!!
Hope you enjoy this.

When I was born, I was BLACK,
When I grew up, I was BLACK,
When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK,
When I got cold, I was BLACK,
When I was scared, I was BLACK,
When I was sick, I was BLACK,
And when I die, I'll still be BLACK.

NOW, You "white" folks...
When youi're born, you're PINK,
When you grow up, you're WHITE,
When you go in the sun, you get RED
When you're cold, you turn BLUE,
When you're scared, you're YELLOW,
When you get sick, you're GREEN,
When you bruise, you turn PURPLE,
And when you die, you look GRAY.

So who y'all callin' COLORED folks?