Thursday, August 12, 2010

Fun on the Web Aug 12, 2010 Fun Quotes

"I'm Not Suffering from Insanity... I'm Enjoying Every Minute of It!" ~~ Karen Scalf Linamen ********************************************************************
‎"The best candy shop a child can be left alone in, is the library." ~ Maya Angelou ********************************************************************"
"It's never just a game when you're winning." ~~ George Carlin
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"I made a lot of bad decisions in my life, but at least I made them." Josephine Baker
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"Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave/ When they think that their children are naive." ~~ Ogden Nash
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I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
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"You're never too old to become younger." ~~ Mae West
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"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it." ~~ George Bernard Shaw
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Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. ~~ Leo Rosten

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