Fun on the Web March 28 '09 Room Service LOL

This one is classic but it came around again so I am posting it here.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest
and room-service at a fine hotel in Mexico City.

Room Service (RS): Morny. Ruin sorbees.
Guest (G): Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.

RS: Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??
G: Uh, yes... I'd like some bacon and eggs.

RS: Ow July den?
G: What?

RS: Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch?
G: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.

RS: Ow July dee bayhcem--crease?
G: Crisp will be fine.

RS: Hokay. An san tos?
G: What?

RS: San tos. July San tos?
G: I don't think so

RS: No? Judo one toes?
G: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
"judo one toes means."

RS: Toes! toes! Why djew don juan toes? Ow bow singlish
mopping we bother?
G: English muffin! I've got it! You were saying "Toast."
Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.

RS: We bother?
G: No, just put the bother on the side.

RS: Wad?
G: I mean butter--just put it on the side.

RS: Copy?
G: Sorry?

RS: Copy, tea, mill?
G: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.

RS: One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh,
and copy--rye?
G: Whatever you say.

RS: Tendjewberrymud.
G: You're welcome.