Fun on the Web Oct 24 '09 Funny

Thanks to Lori for this one:

A new supermarket opened in Atlanta, GA. It has an automatic water

mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the

sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.


When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience

the scent of fresh mown hay.


In the meat department, there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks

with onions.


When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and

the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.


The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked

bread and cookies.


I don't buy toilet paper there any more.