Thursday, April 30, 2009

Fun on the Web April 30 '09 Plantings & DIY

Gardening season is here and not all of us have extra room for planting so how about this idea? Grow on the side of the house!
http://newworldgeek.com/?p=896

Awesome DIY projects and Magazine
http://www.makezine.com/

Monday, April 27, 2009

Fun on the Web April 27 '09 Free KFC

Today you can try the new KFC Grilled Chicken Free
http://www.unthinkfc.com/

The website is pretty strange with no instructions . There
is a coupon but it also says no coupon necessary just stop in.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Fun on the Web April 26 '09 An Irish Blonde

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the
casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-
thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby,
Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down
and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally,
one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were
watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Fun on the Web April 23 '09 Neat Desk

Lured onto Twitter I discovered this cool product:
http://www.neatco.com/products.aspx

As overwhelmed by paper as I always am this could be a great solution.

They are giving away 10 Neat Desk units
Choose one of two ways to enter the contest:
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Fun on the Web April 22 '09 How to After Flood

OK maybe not fun but finding out how to save some of the
wet things in your basement flood can make you less sad.
http://www.restorationsos.com/education/

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Fun on the Web April 21 '09 Virtual Appology

http://www.oopsimsorry.com/

Hysterical is what some of these entries are, like this one:
To: The Would Be Car Jacker

First off, I would just like to say, I'm sorry for scaring the stuff out of you. It must be hell to pull a knife on some kid in a jeep only to have him almost break your hip with the door. When you screamed like a little girl, I almost felt bad for pulling my gun on you as you lay there sobbing on the ground. Your incoherent garbled speech was probably due to the adrenaline going through your system but when I saw you wet yourself, I lost all pity for you.

I'm sorry I took your shoes and knife and phone. I know it must have been hard walking through the puddles with nothing but holy socks and faded jeans, much less being unable to even call for a ride. The knife I threw into a dumpster nearby, but I think sanitation comes by on Tuesday mornings so you've probably lost it. The phone I used to call the cops and then I chunked it into a nearby sewer drain, figuring you didn't need it. Your shoes made a homeless guy under the bridge very happy though so that should give you some peace of mind.

I'd like to pay for the detergent you had to buy to clean up your stuff in your pants. I could smell it as I made you walk out onto the sidewalk by the parking lot and quite frankly dude, I don't blame you. I'd do that too if someone stuck a barrel like that against my forehead ... of course, I wouldn't deserve it as I actually work for a living but hey ... that's just the details right? So, in order to be fair, I left some money under the dumpster by the parking lot and if its still there, you can have it. I really am sorry your car jacking went awry but really ... you should learn not to bring a knife to a gun fight.