Fun on the Web March 29 '09 Funny

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Fun on the Web March 28 '09 Room Service LOL

This one is classic but it came around again so I am posting it here.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest
and room-service at a fine hotel in Mexico City.

Room Service (RS): Morny. Ruin sorbees.
Guest (G): Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.

RS: Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??
G: Uh, yes... I'd like some bacon and eggs.

RS: Ow July den?
G: What?

RS: Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch?
G: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.

RS: Ow July dee bayhcem--crease?
G: Crisp will be fine.

RS: Hokay. An san tos?
G: What?

RS: San tos. July San tos?
G: I don't think so

RS: No? Judo one toes?
G: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
"judo one toes means."

RS: Toes! toes! Why djew don juan toes? Ow bow singlish
mopping we bother?
G: English muffin! I've got it! You were saying "Toast."
Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.

RS: We bother?
G: No, just put the bother on the side.

RS: Wad?
G: I mean butter--just put it on the side.

RS: Copy?
G: Sorry?

RS: Copy, tea, mill?
G: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.

RS: One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh,
and copy--rye?
G: Whatever you say.

RS: Tendjewberrymud.
G: You're welcome.

Fun on the Web March 26 '09 Quote

"Just the other day I sent the girlfriend a huge pile of
snow...I rang her up and said, 'Did you get my drift?'"
--Peter Kay

Fun on the Web March 25 '09 Funny

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go
out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long
somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always
locking three of them.

Fun on the Web March 24 '09 Business Help

Help for Small Business Owners
http://www.komando.com/smallbusinesscenter/

Fun on the Web March 23 '09 Gardening

Were you thinking about gardening? I know this time of year I am.

Just heard about this book and website "BEAT THE RECESSION...WITH A ZUCCHINI
Digging It tells you everything you need to know about growing a garden - from preparing the soil to harvesting your crop. The step by step directions are easy for a beginning gardener to understand, and even if you've never planted a seed in your life, you'll wind up with a garden that provides a nutritional bounty and saves you money."
http://diggingitbook.com/

Fun on the Web March 22 '09 Whack a Mole Game

The classic county fair game comes to your keyboard.All the fun of the carnival, without those pesky carnieworkers.
Visit: WHACK A MOLE