Fun on the Web Dec 10 '08 Festivus

Do you remember Festivus?
http://www.kwillis.com/festivus.html

Fun on the Web Christmas Music Streams

Christmas Blues
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Classical Christmas
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Rockin' Holidays
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Swingin' Christmas
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Jazz Holidays
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Country Christmas
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Fun on the Web Free Christmas MP3's

http://www.christmasgifts.com/music.html

Fun on the Web Dec 6 '08 Quotes from Dilbert

Happy St Nicks!

Straight from Dilbert:

TRUE QUOTES FROM INDUHVIDUALS
"Please feel free to jump in if I'm right."
"He was originally born in Cuba."
"Well, that just opened up panda's box!"
"That's just a whole different ball of fish."
"We're between a pickle and a hard spot."
"There's more than one way to spank a cat."
"The tracks are greased and the train is ready to leave the station".
"You better get on the boat, 'cause this train's leavin' the station!"
"I'm just talking out loud here".

Fun on the Web Dec 3 '08

MY LIVING WILL

Last night, my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer and threw out my wine.

Fun on the Web Dec 2 '08 JFK Quote

The men who create power make an indispensable contribution to the Nation’s greatness, but the men who question power make a contribution just as indispensable, especially when that questioning is disinterested, for they determine whether we use power or power uses us.
John F. Kennedy, Amherst College, Oct 26, 1963

Fun on the Web Dec 1 '08 and then the fight started

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...

And then the fight started....

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started...